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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my cock down your throat ;)"

"What type of memory card is always laughing? The XD card."

"For what I assume is a gambling channel, BET sure has a lot of black people."

"First thing I do every morning when I wake up is take a shit. Then I roll over and get out of bed."

"I was gonna take a selfie, but I just checked the mirror and I still have the same face."

"A friend asked me to rate the movie ""Django"" I gave it a 3/5."

"The miserly squirrel never found a mate, because he insisted on a prenutshell agreement."

"Why was Lindsay Lohan feeling sleepy? He was buying drinks."

"If you ask me about my love life, I can honestly say... I'm holding my own."

"First Michael Jackson and now Neil Armstrong. I see God is no fan of moon-walkers."