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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my cock down your throat ;)"

"Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines everywhere."

"What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs? Names."

"In hindsight, I made two key mistakes on this family vacation: 1) Going on vacation 2) Taking my family"

"Knock knock Who's there? YOUR MOM'S VAGINAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Why can't Ray Charles drive? He's dead."

"Judge threw out a lawsuit against Starbucks said the Plaintiff had no grounds."

"I just saw a can of ginger ale that wasn't on an airplane and it looked really uncomfortable."

"How do furries have sex? Fur-nication!"

"Jay-Z should open a pizza place. But all good pizza places need a nice Italian name, he could name it.. Lou Menotti's."