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Joke of the Day
"What do fish do when they have cancer? Nemotherapy"
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"What did the Jewish residents of Hiroshima shout when they saw the plane carrying the first atomic bomb? Enola - gai avek!"
"What do you call it when 2 homosexuals stare into eachother's eyes? A gaze."
"Micky and Minnie Mouse get Divorced The Lawyers says to Micky: ""so you're getting a divorce because Minnie's crazy you say?"" Micky replies frustrated:""No she's not crazy she's fucking goofy!"""
"Was gonna get a brain transplant I changed my mind"
"I masturbate with soap Just thought i would come clean"
"I wonder if Asian people put smileys like this )"
"What's the difference between purple and pink? The grip."
"My boyfriend doesn't like when I give our neighbors nicknames like, ""Beard Man"" ""Jolly Girl"" and ""the one I slept with in 2009."""
"What are pornstars paid? Income."