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Joke of the Day
"""Let's go through it bit by bit"" Said Jack the Ripper"
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" Look, it's an octopi"
"Question about The Catcher in the Rye In chapter 5, I didn't understand why the bus driver made Caulfield get rid of his snowball. He was just...Holden it."
"Why does the noble gas always cry? Because all his friends Argon."
"Honey, I just won the lottery! -- Honey, I just won the lottery! Pack some suitcases! -- That's fantastic! Should I pack summer or winter clothing? -- I don't care, but I want you gone by tomorrow!"
"[approaches parent with child on a leash] ""Mind if I pet your dog?"" Hey that's my son! ""Oh my bad. Mind if I pet your son?"""
"Difference between a cow and Russia They both contain Putin..."
"TIL that the radiation of the sun has caused the American Flag on the moon to be completely white So now it looks like France visited first"
"I think the best thing about being a cyclops is no one would notice if you had a lazy eye."
"Women get yeast infections So that they know what it's like to live with an irratating cunt."