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Joke of the Day
"I had sex on a camping trip for the first time recently... It was fucking in tents."
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"Why is the ocean blue? Because all the fish in there goes ""bloo bloo bloo"""
"Hillary and Trump are on a sinking boat, who survives? America."
"What did the Nuclear Engineer get for his birthday? Yellow Cake http://imgur.com/gallery/FGFV1Em/new"
"The Cincinnati zoo has honey bees, sweat bees, carpenter bees, bumble bees.... But no Harambe"
"what's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? the taste."
"Therapist: Problem? Me: I always quote Eminem lyrics. T: Explain? M: I can't tell you what it really is,I can only tell u what it feels like"
"My daughter can open just about any front door using a credit card, so your kids honor roll certificate seems a little useless right now."
"What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just killed? Isaac Newton died a virgin"
"So they are re-releasing the movie crash... And they have recast the part of Sandra Bullock with an A320"