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Joke of the Day
"Where does Noah store his bees? The ark-hives."
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"Jay Z and Beyonce had a 4 million dollar dinner with Obama.... Wtf did they eat? Fresh dinosaur?"
"What does Rick and the Llama have in common? Caaaaarl!!"
"If you're gonna by me a drink..... You better at least push my stool in!"
"*Sleeping Beauty gives rotten apple to Obama* *Obama faints* Only a kiss from his one true love will save him *Biden takes out lipstick*"
"What's the difference between everybody and bullets? Everybody misses Harambe."
"I won't block you, but I will put a curse on you that you'll never be able to finish a sneeze ever again for the rest of your life."
"What happened when five fat French men got in the lifeboat? Cinq."
"You better brush your teeth everyday... Oral-B very mad!"
"Brains are awesome... I wish everyone had one."