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Joke of the Day
"Where does Noah store his bees? The ark-hives."
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"Schrodinger's cat jokes never get old well, they do, but, they don't"
"Why can't Trump supporters ever get into higher levels of mathematics? Cause they can't grasp the concept of integration. (all credits to my friend if he reads it here but didn't post it himself!)"
"To all the Republicans who might be mad if Trump loses... remember.... Hiter wasn't elected either! jk Trump2016!"
"Do you think anyone has ever superglued a pair of sunglasses to their face. Wow I hope so. The ultimate level of coolness"
"My wife and I laugh about how competitive we are. I laugh a bit more."
"Every kiss begi... K"
"What do you call a 16 year old black girl who has had a few abortions? a crime fighter."
"I used to date a girl with a lazy eye... but I dumped her because she kept seeing people on the side."
"Keep your friends close but your enemies closer. No closer. Become one with your enemy. You're now your own worst enemy. Don't freak out."