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Joke of the Day

"I used to have an invisible pencil I really didn't see the point of it."

"How can you tell that truckers like nuts? They always have pecans! (Read aloud)"

"Mom thinks I run google :D [Mom thinks I run google - My Funny Mom](http://www.etcpb.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/Mom-thinks-I-run-google.jpg)"

"What do you call an artist with a brown finger? A Pickassho"

"I made a ceramic sculpture of Mohammed Ali but it exploded in the kiln. It was gaseous clay"

"I keep a banana in my pocket just in case, because I'm really not glad to see anybody."

"Most women turn into good drivers So if you're a good driver watch out for women turning"

"What is the difference between San Francisco and Larkspur? Larkspur has a ferry terminal, San Francisco has terminal fairies."

"Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip? To get to the same side."

"I now have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me as he was dying. It seemed very important to him that I have it."