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Joke of the Day

"What were the people on the laugh track laughing at, and couldn't we watch that instead?"

"The weather is so nice it makes me want to watch TV with the windows open."

"I couldn't decide whether to be an environmentalist or a conservationist... ...so I killed two birds with one stone."

"From the list of things you should not be cheap about: pens, chairs, prostitutes, coffee, and dentists."

"What do you call a blind hooker Free"

"Why is the plunger gay? He was born that way you homophobe!"

"Did you hear about the guy that had mountains for legs? He also had a Pyrenees!"

"MTV stopped having their ""Unplugged"" specials because the shitty artists we have now can't play any instruments."

"Remember, you are faster and trickier than they are. - Me, to myself, when I'm fighting a kid at the playground for the last swing."

"Your mama is so ugly She fell into a gorilla exhibit and got shot."