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Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter? Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B."

"My cat Minton just swallowed a shuttle cock. Bad Minton."

"Let's talk about the elephant in the room. I apologize for bringing it in here last night. There was alcohol involved. Can we keep him?"

"This Joke Won't Get This Upvotes"

"[landlord walks in apartment] ""I told you no pets!"" That's a stray gerbil. ""And those fish??"" ...stray fish. SHOO FISH, SCRAM"

"Two reposters are in a plane crush. Who survives? Reddit"

"What do you call the angel in charge of hydroelectrics? A God dam engineer."

"How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator? Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door."

"Says the Titanic to the Iceberg... so I was sinking..."

"Mike tyson needed to beat his trainer to move up from 11th place in a tournament. He couldn't beat his trainer because he was in tenth."