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Joke of the Day

"SPELLING BEE: spell ""configurable"" ME: C-O-N-F-I-G-U-R-A-B-- SPELLING BEE: (interupting) yes i am a bee but i fail to see why thats relevant"

"Sometimes I hang out in tea shops waiting for someone to say ""Oolong"" so I can shout ""THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!"""

"Where did Little Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!"

"What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday? Saturday Night Fever."

"What's Master P's favorite fruit? Uhh' banananaaaaaa"

"AMA Request: Kim Davis. I would like to hear her answer this question, for she seems uniquely qualified to do so: If a man and woman from Kentucky get a divorce, are they still brother and sister?"

"After drinking that much, I just hope whatever I bring back home is some sort of human."

"My mom texted me asking what ""DTF"" meant and I told her ""Dedicated To Family""...I seriously can't wait for her to use it."

"Found my missing cardigan when my sister posted a FB pic of her wearing it."

"My little sister's cat died... ...she cried telling me she needs another identical one. I got her one today, but i don't know why she needs another dead cat."