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Joke of the Day

"Nobody thinks my march madness bracket will win I just can't see why people would dismiss a team that beat professional organizations last year. I say Golden State all the way."

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"GF Trying to Find a 32 Bit version of MS Office. ""WTF, there is no 32 bit version. They are all 64 bit or x86."""
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"I wonder if black ants and red ants have beef. I never see them chilling together. Ever."
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"I just swapped our bed for a trampoline My wife hit the roof!"
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"I was wondering how the truck was getting so big... Then it hit me."