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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a high security U.S. prison in China? Wonton-amo Bay"

"Genie: ""You have 3 wishes."" Ian: ""I wish for everyone to be equal."" Genie: ""Okay. You have no wishes."""

"A man walks into a bar The man is Donald Trump. He orders a drink and leaves a few minutes later. The joke is that you thought this one wasn't going to be political"

"What do you call a black woman who has an abortion? A crime fighter"

"I'm for driverless cars but honestly having to drive is the only thing standing in the way of me being a complete drunk piece of shit 24/7"

"I eat so much bacon my friends gave me a nickname... Kermit the frog."

"WATSON: do you even have a proper education? SHERLOCK: Elementary, my dear Watson WATSON: but, like, beyond that SHERLOCK: nah"

"So everybody hates Crocs yet the company is worth $2 billion!Some of you f*ckers are lying!"

"I once had a substitute that had no rules, except for no Smashmouth. I thought she was kidding, but then I saw her face."

"A father asks his son ""Son, why are you not hanging out with Mark any more?"" ""Would you want to hang out with someone who is drunk and does drugs every day?"" ""Of course not!"" ""Well, neither does he."""