20163
Joke of the Day
"What do you call a high security U.S. prison in China? Wonton-amo Bay"
Next Joke
"Confucius say... man who jump off cliff, jump to conclusion."
"Who's driving the car? Theres a muslim a mexican and black guy in a car, whos driving?.. **The cops**"
"My doctor said I should eat better. I told him, with what he charges, I'm lucky I eat at all"
"I rarely eat kale chips, but when I do-I eat them condescendingly and self-righteously."
"If Leonardo da Vinci posted the Mona Lisa on Instagram today, it would get 30 likes, tops."
"There's a new app for people recovering from bad dates. Anyone ever tried *Cinder*?"
"[making out] ME: *grabs a blindfold from the nightstand* GIRLFRIEND: omg really? ME: *blindfolding the dog at the end of the bed* really."
"Be thankful for stupid people, they make it easier for the rest of us to get ahead in life."
"My ex asked me why I never payed attention to her I told her to repeat that again, the TV was distracting me."