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Joke of the Day

"What do gays and melons have in common? cantaloupe..."

"How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs? None......he ""fell"""

"Why is there no point in sending medicine to Athiopia? Because the instructions usually say: ""Take after meals."""

"What's the difference between carbon monoxide and spouses? Carbon monoxide is a silent killer."

"I'm going to start a charity for the clinically insane. Gonna call it ""Fundamental"""

"I'm thinking one of us should probably break the news to the phone book makers that there's this thing called Google now."

"Why was Hitler born on 4/20? His mom wanted him to blaze it"

"When adding number in your head... It's really the thought that counts."

"What do you call an alligator in a vest? An in-vest-igator ( )"

"I realized I was an adult when I almost bought napkins instead of taking a wad of free ones from Chipotle. Almost."