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Joke of the Day
"What is zombie's favorite hiking snack? Entrail mix"
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"What do you call a boxer who comes home after a fight, to beat up his wife? Overtime."
"Harry Potter wakes up in hospital. ""Welcome back. You've been in a coma for 8 years"" says the doctor. ""What happened?"" asked Harry ""You ran face first into a wall."""
"My girl friend is a sex object. When I ask for sex, she objects."
"A friend of mine once said all bars and clubs are haunted... It must be because of all the spirits"
"Confucius say man who run behind car... ...get exhausted."
"The baby in the car next to me is either unable to control his arms or hes throwing me gang signs. Im not taking any chances. *locks doors*"
"In American politics, what's important is that you pick one of two equally bad sides and defend it no matter the awful garbage it produces"
"I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything... ...trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself."
"There's a strange new trend in my office... People have started naming food in the office fridge Today I ate a turkey sandwich called Kevin."