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Joke of the Day
"What is zombie's favorite hiking snack? Entrail mix"
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"I figured out why prostitutes always look tired and haggard. Their job is a lot of fucking work."
"Can somebody please hand me a knife? This fork just isn't cutting it."
"I know a guy who refuses to use anything except paper money. But he says he's trying to change."
"Just once, wouldn't it be good to hear an athlete thank Natural Selection for his team's victory?"
"I asked my buddy if he wanted me to feed his dog real quick before we left He said back to me, ""Nah, fuck it."" I don't know why he tried kicking my ass, I was just doing what he said."
"Using a remote control is the closest most of us get to being wizards."
"A group of guys with ponytails is called a flock of Steven Seagulls"
"There's no I in team But there are quite a few of them in Multiple Personality Disorder"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bing ! Bing who ? Bing down the house !"