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Joke of the Day

"At what age is it acceptable to tell a highway it's adopted?"

"You know you have an awesome bra... when you can do the entire Head and Shoulders, Knees and Toes' song.... with just a slight adjustment of the shoulder straps!"

"A great way to de-stress is to get in a car & drive til ur in a new town & ur name is Geoff. Doesnt matter if ur a boy or girl, ur Geoff now"

"What's the difference between KFC and /R/Jokes? What you get served at KFC is original."

"What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Hose A and Hose B"

"What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose? A collie-flower !"

"Q: How many Studio Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: We don't know. Light bulbs last longer than studio executives."

"I'm not comfortable with my sexuality... but luckily I have a discomfort fetish."

"I find hanging around in coffee shops A great way to espresso yourself"

"Cop: Do you have any drugs in the car? Me: Absolutely not. Trust me, I've looked."