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Joke of the Day

"I saw two blind people on campus today One of them walks by the same spot every day at 1:20. I've never seen the other one before. I don't think she's seen me either... or ever will."

"Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead."

"*I* actually went through with a threesome. There were a couple of no shows, but I still had a good time."

"I hate it when I'm having the most delicious meal in the world and someone walks into the kitchen and tells me to get out of their house."

"Why was the little strawberry sad? He found out his parents were in a jam"

"What do you call cheese that's not yours ? Nacho cheese"

"What were those two people from VeggieTales? Oh yea, Barrackoli and Cucumberbatch."

"What is the term for someone that gets aroused watching Star Wars? They have a Bobba Fetish"

"Clicks ""open"" Tries door Clicks ""open"" Tries door Clicks ""open"" Tries door What the FU.. Wrong car (I have a master's degree)"

"You're so fat, when you sat on an iPod . . . It turned into an ipad. If you don't like my joke, you should really lighten up."