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Joke of the Day

"What is the most well-known joke of Heni Patel, the famous comedian from the sub-continent? ""Take my wife ... if you would be so kind!"""

"Beer: When are you coming home. Me: Right away honey. See. Marriage works. Just choose the right wife."

"My Mormon neighbor said it was rude I assumed her husband's surprise birthday party invitation was also an invitation to be her sister wife."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Annabel ! Annabel who ? Annabel would be useful on this door !"

"What do you call it when you give chairs to the poor? A Chair-ity!"

"Longest joke in the world Here it is: http://www.longestjokeintheworld.com"

"Now I find out my ground hands are actually called feet wtf is going on today"

"I like my women the way i like my luxury cars Blacked out"

"Steal your neighbors' garden gnome. Send them a series of photos of the gnome lurking near various truck stop men's rooms."

"My dream is to be a security guard on Maury. I'd whisper ""you look like a Volkswagen Beetle with eyes."" When the women were crying backstage"