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Joke of the Day
"Redneck sext message: You cant handle the tooth!"
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"""You know what this sexist comment needs? Acoustic guitar."" -country music"
"Whats the difference between a truckload of babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can t unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork."
"My daughter wrote, ""I will see you every day of our lives,"" on my Mother's Day card, so I guess we've resorted to threats now."
"I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas. ""Something that buzzes and is guaranteed to drive me crazy"" she replied. So I bought her a pet mosquito."
"Rasputin never died that day, as an immortal being. He hid for decades, before dropping the ""Ras"" and slipping back into Russian politics."
"Why does the mermaid wear seashells? She grew out of her b-shells."
"Nothing makes me second-guess my language like a little voice chirping, ""Mommy, I found your freaking measuring spoons."""
"What do you call a potato on the street corner? Idaho"
"A man walks into a bar with a gun and yells ""WHO SLEPT WITH MY WIFE! I'M GONNA KILL 'EM!"" A man calmly stands up and says, ""You ain't got enough bullets, mate."""