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Joke of the Day
"Redneck sext message: You cant handle the tooth!"
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"Peadophiles are just fucking immature assholes"
"#wecanlandonacometbutwecant let a comet land on us. - Yakov Smirnoff"
"Katy Perry is what happens when an emoji comes to life."
"Bumper stickers are how we tell people we only had $1.50 to spend on a belief system."
"I got a Trophy Wife but it was for participation"
"What do you say when you get swindled by an Egyptian tour guide? Egypt me!"
"Weird when someone vanishes from your Facebook feed for 3 years then suddenly reemerges with the results of a ""Which Muppet Are You?"" quiz."
"Imagine coming home from a long vacation and finding your bathroom towels are wet from just being used. I can do that to your ex if you want"