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Joke of the Day
"Dwayne Johnson's new television show on the food network Can you cook what The Rock is smelling?"
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"All of my passwords are the names of various ""Friends"" characters. Except for Ross. I've never used Ross. Not after what he did to Rachel."
"every coat is a fur coat when your cat sleeps on it"
"What's the one thing a black person will never steal? Your job."
"People fear what they don't understand: Change Death 4th grade math word problems"
"[holding my aunts stupid idiot baby] what sound does a cow make ""moo!"" good now a dog ""woof woof!"" 2 for 2. now...WHERES THAT MISSING PLANE"
"Why do power lines hum? Because they don't know the words."
"The space race shows that there's no limit to what human ingenuity can achieve When they really want to prove they're better than some other bastard."
"What do you call a rogue toaster? A rebel appliance."
"I was a professional boxer. Then I picked up Muay Thai just for kicks."