75222

Joke of the Day

"Dwayne Johnson's new television show on the food network Can you cook what The Rock is smelling?"

"Everyone should know at least how to fish... So everyone needs learn to be a master baiter."

"Dear funny, I picked up the wrong sandwich at Subway Oops, wrong sub!"

"I used to think it was cool to be into guys 10+ years my senior but turns out all they want to do is talk about tv shows I never watched"

"Me: I want to take you home and drink you up baby Case of beer: I have a boyfriend"

"If you count a little kid on another kid's shoulders under a trench coat as two people, then I have had TWO boyfriends"

"What's Donald Trump's favorite dessert? Vladimir Puddin"

"Clearly the people that design refrigerators don't know me if they think 1 tiny cheese drawer & 2 giant vegetable drawers is the way to go."

"Incidentally, the WORST trick the Devil ever pulled was trying to convince the world he wasn't fat by wearing a t-shirt in the pool."

"Went to see the doctor last week, he gave me 4 months to live,. So I shot him. Today the judge gave me 20 years, problem solved."