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Joke of the Day
"Who is Vietnam's greatest superhero? Vietman."
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"A Bagpiper, a Kangeroo, an Irish poet, and Mother Theresa walk into a bar . . . . . . . the barman, who was drying a glass, lifted his head and asked, ""Is this some kind of joke?"""
"What do you call a dog with no legs and brass balls? Sparky"
"Son asked me what an 'erection' was & somehow I referenced Pinocchio. So I either cured him of lying or launched his career as a politician."
"Which lawyers are U2 fans? The pro bono ones"
"I just saved a bunch of money by not paying any bills cuz I don't have a job."
"Why did the can crusher quit his job? It was soda pressing."
"Why is it called PMS? Because mad cow disease was taken."
"if the gas station is 2 miles away.. ..and my dad's car can travel at 60mph, why hasn't he returned from getting cigarettes after 6 years?"
"How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car? Tired."