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Joke of the Day
"Why is it called PMS? Because mad cow disease was taken."
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"I gave an elderly hare viagra but it died I guess old rabbits die hard"
"What does a horny man living in Northern Russia need? He needs two jacket."
"We are making our own xmas crackers for the family gathering this year. Got any good jokes we can put in them? Jokes as in ""why did the chicken cross the road"" not as in ""live wasps""."
"I just googled ""jokes to tell right before you die"" and if that doesn't tell you what kind of person I am, I don't know what does."
"*driving my date to the ER* I told you my possum doesn't like direct eye contact. This one is on you."
"Women are like bacon, they smell great, taste delicious and kill you slowly. Men are like bacon because we're pigs."
"Don't be fooled - orca whales are just penguins set to widescreen 16:9 instead of the usual 4:3."
"National no bra day wasn't as successful as the creators had hoped. due to sagging attendants and lack of support."
"So I got banned from the DIY store. I was just looking for a vibrator."