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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Usain bolt when he's running from a lion? Fast food"
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"They say Trump isn't appealing to minorities... ...but according to the latest polls, he's winning 100% of the Naive American vote"
"I think that this entire Jared thing will just end up resulting in a teeny jail sentence."
"Why did Uhuru get mad? Because William Shatner."
"My humour is so black... ... it started picking cotton."
"My Sister is naming her baby Nevaeh because it's Heaven spelled backwards. I said, just name her what she's going to end up being. Tulsa."
"Man with a drippy dick. What did the man with a drippy dick say before he went to the bathroom? I'll be back in three shakes."
"Found newspaper from day my son was born. Originally saved so he could see news of that day. Now saving so he can see what a newspaper was."
"Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!"
"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?"