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Joke of the Day
"What if soy milk... ...is just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish?"
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"Where do you party on a ship? Where the funnel be!"
"Yo momma's house so dirty When she smokes a cigarette, she turns it around to put it in the ashtray."
"Why did the atoms cross the road? It was time to split."
"One night I dreamt that I was a muffler... I woke up exhausted."
"I fake the art of fainting so well my favorite restaurant now refers to me as ""Low Blood Sugar Girl"" while rushing my limp body to a table."
"My girlfriend had sex with her ex, instead of breaking up with her I did the same thing. For the record he said I'm a much better kisser."
"If a man tells you he'll fix it, he will fix it. There is no need to incessantly remind him about it every 5 to 6 months."
"first day at school?"" Mother: ""Did you enjoy your first day at school?"" Girl: ""First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow?"
"I hate it when my wife asks if I've been drinking and I accidentally respond with a 9-minute air guitar solo."