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Joke of the Day
"What did one Jersey girl's leg say to the other? Nothing - they've never met."
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"""I woke up like this"" [looks terrible]"
"The past, present and future walk into a bar. It was tense."
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"What do you call it when Charlie Sheen's brother has sex with him? Emilio Incestevez"
"My wife's a ventriloquist, which means she has the ability to complain about having to give me a blowjob whilst actually giving me a blowjob."
"If I were British these tweets would be worth 1.61 times as much."
"Hillary got 60% of the black's votes in Alabama That's right, not a single vote for Bernie."