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Joke of the Day

"What's your best Michael Jackson is dead joke?"

"I took my new dog to a Veterinarian. He went in Samoyed but came out Husky."

"Two men were arguing when one goes: 'Come at me, you wanna fight? You can bring all your friends vs me'..... ... And then I'll beat up the BOTH of you."

"What was wrong with Han Solo's ""Hanburgers""? They were really Chewie!"

"An Englishman walks into a bar. There's normally a Scotsman, Welshman and an Irishman too. But they're still at the Rugby World Cup."

"Have you heard about the new Corduroy pillow cases? They have made all the headlines."

"What's big and long that a Polish girl gets on her wedding night? A new last name"

"You can tell a lot about a person by holding them hostage and asking them questions."

"We're having sweet potato fries with dinner ""Haha sweet potatoes?"" DON'T ""Don't what?"" You're gonna make a dumb potato pun ""I YAM NOT!"""

"Super joke! Leaps over your head in a single bound! Which is impressive, considering it's always in the clouds..."