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Joke of the Day

"In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized."

"If there'd been a mix up my uncle could have been President of the United States He was an army undertaker, also known as a 'barrack embalmer' \- Milton Jones"

"What's the hardest part of a gardener's job? Getting to the root of the problem."

"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A PILOT you racists!"

"If water is h20, what is ice H2O^3"

"JESUS: everyone loves me GABRIEL: wat about judas GOD: o snap JESUS: dad GOD: u've just been... JESUS: dont do this GOD: TOUCHED BY AN ANGEL"

"If God had a sense of humor, he would have asked Noah to bring a pair of termites on board."

"What is a Germans favorite letter? Any letter before the last. Because they're not 'z's"

"""WAIT!"" I screamed at my daughter as she typed Y-O-U on my computer but miraculously the autocomplete added ""TUBE"" so yeah, God exists."

"How is a Silver Medal and a Priest the same? They both came in a little behind."