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Joke of the Day

"I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long. "

"Be nice to a nerd. Prevent a supervillain."

"For all you World of Tanks players: what does LTP stand for? LeichtTractor Premium"

"I misspelled armageddon the other day... But I guess it's not the end of the world"

"I've done a lot of volunteer work for unwed mothers. Just helping them get their start."

"Yea, autocorrect, I meant ""nymph"" instead of ""my phone"" because I am a 16th Century poet."

"Relationship status: Negotiating with the dog to lease space in his flat."

"My friend told me it's impossible to avoid cops But I know there's waze."

"How many redditors does it take to post a joke to /r/jokes? Only one. **/r/Jokes** is **widely known** to be a **breeding ground** for new, **original jokes**."

"Hey guys who write updates about how all girls are beautiful and should be respected, did you figure it out on your own or did your boyfriend tell you??"