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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a blowjob and a ham sandwich? wanna go to lunch?"

"What do you call a person of mixed heritage from eastern Turkey/northern Iraq, and from Wisconsin? A Cheese Kurd."

"I'm not asking questions for that friend anymore. Too embarrassing."

"Since the pharmacy keeps making it harder to buy decongestants, I've just started making them at home from crystal meth."

"I told my mate that my newborn baby's stomach was the size of a walnut. . . . ""Just feed him a walnut then."""

"Why is reddit called reddit Because everyone keeps reposting the same stuff."

"So I heard Rolf Harris got 5 years, 9 months... His favourite"

"Put the spoiled milk back in the fridge and hope it gets better. - What I think when I hear someone is getting back together with an ex."

"Ever since those 2 weeks in 2008 when no one noticed I was missing, I won't go into a corn maze without a machete."

"I just had hip replacement surgery It's a really new procedure; you've probably never heard of it."