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Joke of the Day
"What will latent pedophiles pay a hooker extra to wear? pedo-pushers"
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"Thanks for the memory I bought a memory foam mattress topper for my bed but I can't remember if I put it on or not?"
"If you've had your name called over the PA system at a grocery store, you're now famous enough to compete on Dancing with the Stars."
"A man goes to the zoo, and the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog... it was a shitzu"
"Q: What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe? A: A melon collie."
"Two aerials meet on a roof fall in love get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant."
"An oldie but goldie! *How do you stop a charging bull?* ***Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! ~Skip"
"Why is peter pan always flying? He never lands."
"Why did Sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. (Who's There) Not Sally"
"I've been searching for my stolen bed. And I won't rest until I find it."