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Joke of the Day
"What is the world's leading cause of hearing loss? Religion."
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"I don't like when guys says stuff like ""i waited my whole life to meet this woman"". It's like no you didn't. You weren't a romantic toddler."
"I was in a cab today and the cab driver said, ""I love my job, I'm my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do..."" Then I said, ""turn left."""
"Hey. Do these camo pants make me look fatigued?"
"Funniest Superbowl moment The Broncos..."
"Michael Bay has just recently announced the title of his next gritty reboot of a kids TV show: Ed, Edd, and Edgy"
"Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job? Because he's always talking trash."
"I'm starting to think my Girlfriend doesn't like me anymore. Last time we talked on the phone.. she told me she had to go cause there was a telemarketer on the other line"
"Yes or no question On a scale of 1-10, what is your favorite color in the alphabet?"
"Opportunity knocks once, however temptation likes to lean on the door bell."