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Joke of the Day
"I've got the heart of a lion. And a lifetime ban from the San Diego zoo."
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"If there was a hero that saved people from awkward conversations, he'd be more popular than Superman."
"Anybody taking bath in Milk.. ""Why do you take baths in milk?"" ""I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower."""
"Knock Knock, Islam Knock Knock Who's there? Allah Allah who? Allah who ackbar!!!! ***BOOM***"
"Took my girlfriend to a baseball game this last season We made a deal in the beginning. I kiss her on every strike and she kisses me on the balls."
"When you call shotgun, but the police put you in the back-seat anyway."
"Of all the millions of candidates in history, it figures that Hitler would be the one to keep his campaign promises."
"What is something that everyone overlooks no matter how hard they try not to? Their nose"
"What is Jack the Rippers favorite restaurant? Chick Fillet"
"Why are there so many trees in Harlem? Public Transportation"