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Joke of the Day

"I've got the heart of a lion. And a lifetime ban from the San Diego zoo."

"I'm not sure what the first church on the moon will look like... But I'm sure the mass will be the same."

"My ex was just diagnosed as a narcissist Good to see I'm not the only one with low standards."

"Remember: Before you were Mommy's little darling you were Daddy's little squirt."

"Why did you destroy that urinal cake? Peer pressure"

"Why do the Irish have 239 beans in their soup? If they had one more it would be to farty"

"Chuck Norris once broke wind so hard... it couldn't be fixed."

"What's the worst thing about being in an incestuous relationship with your own father? Every time you say to him ""I'm horny"" he always replies ""Hi, horny, I'm dad""."

"Did you hear about the dyslexic, homosexual rooster? Dude'll do a cock!"

"What does a penis and an ego have in common? All men have one! "