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Joke of the Day
"Why do the Irish have 239 beans in their soup? If they had one more it would be to farty"
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"I'd like to thank the spider that descended from the bill of my baseball cap for getting me motivated today."
"So a group of nerve cells are mingling for the first time. They look really nervous."
"ho! ho! ho! why is Santas sack always full? Because he only comes once a year."
"Society has this weird perception that nurses are the most nurturing parents. My kids: My arm hurts when I move it!! Me: Then don't do it."
"Why do feminists hate rubbing the body? Because it's massage-gynistic"
"Taking candy from an American baby is, like, really hard."
"A Jewish kid wants to go to the mall... and asks his dad for forty dollars. ""Thirty dollars?"" he replies. ""What do you need twenty dollars for?"""
"Did you see the score to the Ethiopia vs Egypt soccer game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't"
"I get scared visiting the ghetto on Google street view."