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Joke of the Day
"Why do the Irish have 239 beans in their soup? If they had one more it would be to farty"
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"I want to wear glasses just so I can take them off and rub my eyes with my palms in exasperation when someone says something stupid."
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"What do you get when you cross a camera with a mirror? A camera that takes pictures of itself."