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Joke of the Day
"Last New Year my resolution was 1920x1080 , this year it's to be less of a nerd."
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"My wife says she's leaving me, because the beginnings of my jokes are becoming cliched and predictable..."
"What do you call the procedure for female to male sex change? A stitchadicktomy"
"Why did the chicken cross the bridge? To get away from the Turkey coop."
"Had A Fight With An Erection This Morning Beat it single handedly."
"Did you hear about the cannibal that ate undercooked food? He threw his arms up in disgust."
"I am one bottle of shower gel away from being able to open my own Christmas gift shop in my shower."
"I have a useless talent."
"Whats the difference between an elephant and a grape? They are both purple, except for the elephant."
"What do you get when you cross and elephant with a giraffe? ||elephant||||giraffe||sin()"