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"What do you do when a woman serves you bad sushi? Sue she"
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"Church is the worst book club ever. We've been talking about the same book for 2,000 years and most of us still haven't even read it"
"Joke of the Day A baby seal walks into a club."
"I don't know what it is about my masseuse... But something about her just rubs me the wrong way."
"Quitting smoking is easy. I've done it three times now."
"What's the best angle to approach any challenge? Try-Angle."
"[commercial for mops] *scene of a man licking up a pool of spilled soda off the dirty floor* ""There has to be a better way"" Narrator:MOPS"
"What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail? I don't know but it would slow him down."
"First rule of thumb: Thumbs shouldn't have rules. That just makes no fucking sense."
"My 1 yr old only says the words ""no,"" ""mine,"" and ""bye"" and I tried it out and it turns out that's actually all you need."