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Joke of the Day
"Defense attorneys are just like porn stars. Their only job is to get you off."
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"Did you hear about the Scarecrow that won an award? It was for being outstanding in his field."
"*draws a sharpie mustache on my grandma* lol you cant hang loser. passin out w/ shoes on? rookie ""Sir please step away from the casket"""
"Why did the man call his horse Fleabag? Because he was often scratched!"
"A reality show where the contestants arent allowed to say ""at the end of the day"" ""I'm not here to make friends"" or ""threw me under the bus"""
"What is the difference between Jedward and a vacuum cleaner? A vacuum cleaner only sucks when you turn it on."
"Why would a monster be big, green and scaly?. Cuz if he were small, white and smooth hed be a Tic Tac."
"What did Saturn tell it's moons when they started getting too far away? ""Titan up!"""
"What's the difference between a fridge and a vagina? A fridge doesn't fart when you take out the meat."
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