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Joke of the Day

"Melania Trump's Speech Sorry guys this one's a repost"

"If you could have dinner with any person, living or dead what Arby's would you go to?"

"I was drinking at a bar so i took the bus home Seemed like a good idea at the time but i've never driven a bus before..."

"If ""she'll be riding six white horses when she comes"", she's probably a little more woman than I can handle."

"I can't make it tonight. There's a couple fighting at Target and the guy just started sarcastically clapping. I need to see where this goes."

"A little guitar humor I broke a g-string trying to finger A minor"

"A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel around his waist... Bartender says ""Hey man, you have a steering wheel around your waist!? The Pirate replies ""Yeah I know... It's drivin me nuts!""."

"A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they spot a young boy on the other side. The priest says, ""Hey! Let's go fuck him!"" The rabbi thinks for a second and asks, ""Out of what?"""

"So what are you doing today?? ""So what are you doing today?"" - ""Nothing."" - ""What the heck, you were doing nothing the whole day yesterday!"" - ""That's right, and I'm not finished yet."""

"A son goes to his parents and says ""Mom, Dad... I'm gay."" The Dad immediately responds. ""HI GAY, I'M DAD."""