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Joke of the Day

"Think I've got the Windows 7 ADVANCED edition. It automatically created "".dust"" files in my e-book folder."

"I AM A CAPITALIST YES I AM"

"The Chicago Bears"

"Thanks to twitter the approval of family and friends has taken a backseat to the approval of strangers on the Internet."

"My grief counselor died last week. Luckily, he was so good I didn't give a shit."

"How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you."

"My friend recently found out that he is both gay and dyslexic... He is still in Daniel..."

"Whaddaya call a blind nun? A roamin' catholic."

"What is the term for someone that gets aroused watching Star Wars? They have a Bobba Fetish"

"Change is hard, especially the nickel."