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Joke of the Day

"I'm 2/3 virgin."

"So I went to the club last night and asked a German girl for her number... and you'll never believe it! Her number is 999-999-9999!"

"I was singing in the gym shower & the girl in the one beside me started singing along & then suddenly my life became this weird, naked duet."

"I got tired jogging in front of the car So I ran behind it, but soon became exhausted."

"I'm like a kid in a candy store..... I can't afford anything."

"My son ask me dad why don't I have a mom because she was shocked when I presented you too her and told her here's are new son"

"Lois Lane unexpectedly comes to visit Clark Kent but he can't find his glasses so he has to stick his face in a pie like Mrs. Doubtfire."

"Do you ever think about how ""Chips Ahoy"" is meant to evoke a weary ship captain finally encountering a cookie with a decent amount of chips"

"Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac? Because none of their plans are ill-conceived."

"A feminist walks into a bar Just kidding she couldn't fit through the doorway"