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Joke of the Day
"How can you shorten a bed? Don't sleep long in it."
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"Did you hear that the World Hokey Pokey Champion has died? At the undertakers, they were putting him into the coffin. They got his left leg in. That's when the trouble started..."
"Practice safe lunch Always use a condiment"
"So apparently Garry glitter has gone down, ON LITTLE GIRLS HAHEHHEHEE (heat plz)"
"Kids want a dog, told em I can only keep 4 things alive, them & the plant. If we add a dog something will die & I cant be sure its the plant"
"What do you call a crappy business man? an Entre""manure"""
"Blowjobs did not live up to my expectations. They suck."
"Purell is 99.8% effective in reminding you about your paper cut."
"Warning: Joke contains racism Racism"
"TIL that there is an exotic instrument only select children can master. Apparently the Fogle Fiddle has been around since 1977, who knew?"