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Joke of the Day

"I believe the Pope did what all Catholics are told to do. Pull out early."

"""You can't tell me what to do!"" I screamed, and ate the packet of silica gel."

"I'm 50, and I have the cholesterol of a teenager. It's amazing what you can find on eBay."

"What's the difference between cum and Jello? Jello doesn't hit the back of your throat at 120 mph."

"Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? It was okay, but had no atmosphere."

"What did the stockroom giraffe say to the apprentice meerkat? You're two short!"

"Why do Mexican and Muslim jokes all sound the same? Cause if you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. Ba da Tissssssss"

"What a tense, tense day 4/19 was. Maybe tomorrow, somehow, will be a little mellower."

"Why is it unjust to blame taxi drivers for cheating us? We call them to take us in. (From The Project Gutenberg EBook of The Handbook of Conundrums, by Edith B. Ordway. So this is a century old joke.)"

"What does the perverted frog say? Rubbit."