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Joke of the Day
"What's better than winning a gold medal at the special Olympics? Not being retarded"
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"When I die I already know my last words will be. ""but I'm still hungry"""
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"I bet if a soccer announcer sees a monster, he probably yells: ""GHOOOOUL!"""
"What does a man with no honey do? He cantaloupe."
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"A programmers wife asks him to go to the grocery She says ""Get a gallon of milk. If they have eggs, get 12."" The programmer returns with 12 gallons of milk."
"Why didn't the feminist shave her arm pits? Just kidding, just wanted to rile a few people up. But if you want to have a punchline contest, feel free."