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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a beaten up pretzel? A salted pretzel"
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"America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote."
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"The funny thing about fast food is, that it slows down the people who eat it."
"ME: I'll see you in a month WIFE: Don't forget to write ME: It's highly unlikely I'd forget such a basic skill, Sharon"
"What do you call a black ghost? Bill Cosby. He comes while you're sleeping."
"Donald Trump wants to build a wall along the Mexican border but he wants them toupee."
"Do you know what a woman says when she sees a big dick? I know."
"What do you call a guy who fucks himself? [Ethan Hawke](http://i.imgur.com/tXrW7HU.jpg)."
"He knows when you are sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good... Does Santa work for the NSA?"