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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a beaten up pretzel? A salted pretzel"
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"If you are going to call the cops every time you spot me in your bushes I don't think this relationship is going to work."
"After the apocalypse, in cannibalistic Germany, ""Kindergarten"" takes on a new, darker meaning."
"So I got brainfreeze today.. I was just trying out the cryogenic storage box 2000"
"I can swallow two pieces of string and make them come out an hour later tied together I SHIT YOU KNOT"
"What did Hitler say from heaven when the Russians took over Auschwitz Stop it that's Mein Kampf!"
"Is your refrigerator running?"
"What did Adele name her sandwich shop? A deli"
"I hate how funerals are always at 9 or 10 am. I'm not that much of a mourning person."
"Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning? Because the friar rises!"