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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a guy who fucks himself? [Ethan Hawke](http://i.imgur.com/tXrW7HU.jpg)."
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"What do you call a bunch of furries, an all girls volleyball meet, and a video game tournament? Genesis 3."
"Why don't hipsters like fishing? It's too mainstream."
"I eat slowly, so I can't ever live in Moscow. Everyone's Russian there."
"If I survived a plane crash in the wilderness, my biggest concern would be how much my airport parking bill would be."
"Difference between oral and anal What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak!"
"How was copper wire invented? Two Armenians were fighting over a Penny."
"An unconscious man arrives at a hospital... After a series of x-rays, the radiologist discovered the man had several plastic horses in his anus. The doctors have declared his condition as ""stable."""
"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick in your sister's ass."
"Boy: grandma, have you seen my pills? They were labelled LSD. Grandma: f*ck the pills. Have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?"