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Joke of the Day
"What did batman say to the joker when he finally caught him? Gotham"
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"What job do you never stop training for? Conductor"
"What's the best defense against Britney Spears? Brooke Shields."
"Boy: Dad dad there's a spider in the bath. Dad: What's wrong with that? You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!"
"Trump is too politically incorrect, Hillary is too politically correct Yet they're both incorrect for politics"
"I think my blind girlfriend just broke up with me She said she wanted to see other people."
"I found the quickest way for a woman to make you a millionaire. See, first you need to be a billionaire..."
"I found out I'm part Native American..... my beard is Apache."
"Amazing statistic. The new U2 album is the most deleted record in history."
"There was a paradox... And ***Theseus*** parked his ***ship*** right in-between them. "