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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A unemployed male college graduate."
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"I used to have black friends until my dad sold them :("
"Keith Ape makes his mother a sandwich. She takes a bite and cries with joy. ""This is amazing! What kind of sandwich is this?"" She asks. ""It cheese ma."""
"So I had sex with a condom for the first time It was good. But I still prefer doing it with girls."
"I don't think gymnasts know how clearly we can see their genitals"
"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo? Probably an award or something. I mean, that would be pretty crazy. Alternative punch line: I don't know. The zoo won't let me try."
"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer, I don't know what he laced them with but I have been tripping all day. --My amazing girlfriend told me this one"
"A man killed himself to find out what the afterlife was like. He was dying to know!"
"What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes? Goes-in-tight!"
"Noisy Nights by Constance Norah"