74558

Joke of the Day

"A guy says to a poor kid... ""Speak like you eat!"" And the poor kid stop talking."

"Did you hear about the day when Hagrid took Harry, mashed him up, put him in a blender with ice cream and drank him? Yer a Blizzard, Harry."

"To the person who created the first ""Knock, Knock"" joke.... That person should totally have won the No Bell prize."

"Why did the student fail the exam? Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin"

"MOM: You give that back to him, mister ME: Ok mom MOM: and what do we say now? ME: *climbing off unicycle* sorry I tried to steal your girl"

"cw: 4 is allergic to cats & we have a 9yr old cat at home. Sucks me: Getting rid of it? cw: Have to, why? me: Is cats it's only defect?"

"Farting in a lift is wrong on so many levels!"

"So anyone know how much a Polar Bear weighs? About enough to break the ice..........."

"""Body of Christ."" ""Why thank you, I HAVE been working out."""

"If there was an accepted currency worldwide, it would be Beer."