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Joke of the Day
"I know they say that looks aren't everything... But have you ever tried wanking to personality?"
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"A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot... The bartender says, ""Wow! That is really cool! Where did you get it?"" ""Africa"", says the parrot."
"Dead baby joke What's the difference between a dead baby and mistletoe? I don't hang mistletoe at Christmas time"
"Well..I updated my status...offended someone. Was deleted from their friend list...Yep..My work here is done "
"What do you call a lonely cow? Beef Jerky"
"Two blondes and a stripper walk into a bar. The second blonde should have seen it coming. The stripper usually does."
"What do you do with a dog that doesn't have any legs? You take him for a drag."
"If I ever have two sons, I'll name one Penn and the other Sword, then make them wrestle a lot just to see if it's true."
"What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor? A Utahraptor"
"What's the best part about a hooker dying on you? The second hour's free."