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Joke of the Day
"One time I got Starmix and Tangfastics mixed up... ...it was a Haribo mistake."
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"I didn't choose the pervert life,the pervert life chose me."
"Deer nuts and beer nuts What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are a buck fifty and deer nuts are under a buck."
"My mom likes to play a version of 20 Questions called 500 Really Stupid Questions."
"My business portfolio is a cigarette butt inside an empty beer bottle."
"FLOTUS is an unfortunate acronym, like something left in the toilet bowl."
"[on first date] I'll have an iced tea, please. Waiter: Sure. Ummm...anything for the balloon with a woman's face drawn on it?"
"The iPad Air is named after what's left in your bank account when you buy one."
"How many mangoes make a dozen? Six girls ;)"
"I set my alarm clock 15 minutes fast because I enjoy doing math problems first thing in the morning,"