201564

Joke of the Day

"[on first date] I'll have an iced tea, please. Waiter: Sure. Ummm...anything for the balloon with a woman's face drawn on it?"

"The Jerk Store called... and they're running out of you! (thought about this joke all day)"

"Where do white supremacists go shopping? KKK-Mart."

"There is no bond greater than the mutual respect of two former high school friends who refuse to friend each other on Facebook."

"How many optometrists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One... or two? One... or two?"

"Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes? A: No eye-deer."

"Q: What do you say to a dog before he eats? - A: Bone appetite!"

"What do a carjacker and pervert have in common? They're always cracking in-ya-windows!"

"Q: Why is a room full of married people empty? A: There isn't a single person in it."

"sorry 4 rant, I heard a guy say ""millennials all do fake social media jobs""& was like buddy ur postgrad data entry gig is done by robots now"