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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a blonde standing on her head? A brunette with bad breath"
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"Vladimir Putin seems like the kind of guy who would fake a sneeze and flip the board over when he's losing at Risk."
"Hilary should change her name to Monica. NSFW She obviously wants the next presidents dick in her mouth the way she steals his rhetoric"
"Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents? Elephanta Claus !"
"What do you call on-again off-again snow in Michigan? Inter-mitten."
"By 5, the human child can walk and feed itself, but doesn't yet stray from home, as it relies on parents for tablet charging and maintenance"
"*eats everything*"
"Doctor: where does it hurt? Me: [shows him an empty bag of Cheetos]"
"I'm not ready for a child, I should have never banged that stork."
"How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but you need three light bulbs."