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Joke of the Day

"Two friends were walking down the road, won took a crap and shit slid out. Her friend said that aint shit that my cunt"

"I read that burglars use Twitter & Facebook to see when people arent home. So from now on, Im at home. With a rifle. And a hungry crocodile."

"I have invented a revolutionary drug that can cure third-world hunger... Just take one little pill with a meal 3x per day."

"What did number 2 say to number 1? you're an odd fellow"

"What kind of robbery is not dangerous? A safe robbery."

"Why is Christopher Walken so tired? Because at night, he's always sleepwalken"

"I got spam from someone named ""Amishguy."" I wonder how fast his windmill had to turn in order for him to email me like that."

"Life is like art done in chalk, beautiful but temporary, enjoy it while possible."

"What do bears in Mexico eat? The same shit as all the other bears. What? Were you expecting a pun?"

"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walked...... J.k. Rolling!"